Smoke Kills :)

asi budu potrebovat kurzy rychlocteni,ale je to zajimave...aspon si nemusim shanet treti dil

Asi nejvetsi zachvat smichu jsem mel z undercover operation :>>>

Hratky se statistikou:

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

1. All dogs are animals
2. All cats are animals
3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant

To je kouzelny :>

Popeláři odvážejí kontejner. Blíží se stará Petrásková s odpadkovým
košem a
volá:
"Doufám, že nejdu pozdě?"
"Ale kdepak, naskočte si."

Ten sob... je-li to sob je nicmene velmi sympaticky :>

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