* Incoming fire has right of way.
o If the enemy is in range then so are you.
* Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
o If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
* When in doubt - empty your magazine.
o The easy way is always mined.
* Try to look unimportant- they may be low on ammo.
o Teamwork is essential - it gives them somebody else to shoot at.
* Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you.
o Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
* Never share a weapon pit with someone braver than you.
o If your attack is going really well it's an ambush.
* No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
o Remember, all your equipment including your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
* The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
o When you have secured the area don't forget to tell the enemy.
* Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
o If you're short on anything but the enemy - you're in a combat zone.
* The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions -
o when you're ready and
+ when you're not.
* A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

:D

OMG tak tohle bylo dobre...Mohl by to popsat a vyfotit,LOL,přes Husajnovu sít´

tank nejede, vrtulniky se rozpadly, zbran se zasekla, boty se mi roztavily, cekam dalsi istrukce :D

franni: Někteří určitě. :-) A někteří to mají ve favu. ;)

http://www.videacesky.cz/skece/valka-v-iraku

doufam ze se divaji furry militaristi xD xD malem jsem puknul smichy

sakra tak tohle je dokonale :DDDDD
parada xD