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Furry humor, vtipy, zabava   (4223)
Vsechno furry vtipne... :) Furry a zvireci vtipy, zabavne furry a zvireci obrazky...
Lahky yiff povolen :)
diskuze nad vtipy s mirou, masivni offtopic se bude mazat
obcas promazavam nefunkcni obrazky ci opakujici se vtipy
 
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Poslat zprávu uživateli Foxter
Foxter      ---   15:04   26.09. 2012 
Tak trochu naopak :D

Poslat zprávu uživateli Xsi
Xsi      ---   00:48   25.09. 2012 
Poslat zprávu uživateli Siwo
Siwo      ---   23:03   24.09. 2012 
nom nom

Poslat zprávu uživateli lovelydog
lovelydog      ---   21:09   24.09. 2012 
Poslat zprávu uživateli Grovajl
Grovajl      ---   17:25   24.09. 2012 
JC Foxe mám moc rád ^w^ i jeho lišáčka :3
Poslat zprávu uživateli Motomo-Wahots
Motomo-Wahots      ---   16:57   24.09. 2012 
ten s tim trikem je JC Fox ne? :P
Poslat zprávu uživateli Lokosicek
Lokosicek      ---   16:20   24.09. 2012 
Vlčí vtipy, bohužel pouze v angličtině:

Q: What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?
A: Aoooowwwwww!

Q: What did one wolf say to another?
A: Howl's it going'!

Q: Why do wolf parties always start at midnight?
A: So they can have a howling good time!

Q: What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A: A timber wolf!

Q: What did one wolf say to another?
A: Let's go catch some fast food!

Q: What do you call a lost wolf?
A: A where-wolf!

Q: Why did the wolf cross the road?
A: He was chasing the chicken!

Q: Where does a wolf sit in the movie theater?
A: Anywhere it wants to!

Q: What do you call an wolf with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Q: What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q: Why did the wolf cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a tree log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you friggin' leave me alone? I'm trying to take a shit!"

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a wolf walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the wolf's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the wolf. "Your name is written inside the cover.

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of wolf pups. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with wolf pups in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of wolf pups, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these wolf pups to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a wolf sitting next to him. "Are you a wolf?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The wolf replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Poslat zprávu uživateli Lokosicek
Lokosicek      ---   22:18   23.09. 2012 
To tričko! :DD


jcfox


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Grovajl      ---   18:49   23.09. 2012 
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Nirdian      ---   13:01   22.09. 2012