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Furry humor, vtipy, zabava   (4224)
Vsechno furry vtipne... :) Furry a zvireci vtipy, zabavne furry a zvireci obrazky...
Lahky yiff povolen :)
diskuze nad vtipy s mirou, masivni offtopic se bude mazat
obcas promazavam nefunkcni obrazky ci opakujici se vtipy
 
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Poslat zprávu uživateli Wolferine
Wolferine      ---   11:52   23.02. 2006 
Poslat zprávu uživateli Nat
Nat      ---   23:25   22.02. 2006 
(bohuzel jeste neprelozeno, ulozeno buhvi odkud)

Catspeak English


Miaow Feed me.
Meeow Pet me.
Mrooww I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
Mrow I feel like making noise.
Rrrow-mawww Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box
Rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
Miaowmiaow Play with me
Miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
Mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture
Raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
Mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
Gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
Mow Snuggling is a good idea.
Moww Shedding is pretty good too
Mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
Miaow! Miaow! I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
SsssRoww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.
Mmmrowmmm It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
Mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
Mreoaw Please ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.
Mreeeow Do you serve catnip with that?
Mroow I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?
Miaooww! Mriaow! Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.
      ---   15:17   20.02. 2006 
dostali ho v spanku...
      ---   15:17   20.02. 2006 
tomu sa vravi lick...


Poslat zprávu uživateli minon
minon      ---   01:21   20.02. 2006 
Poslat zprávu uživateli Wolferine
Wolferine      ---   13:19   17.02. 2006 
Víte které zvíře může změnit pohlaví až 10 x za den ?????
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filcka
Poslat zprávu uživateli FriskyFox
FriskyFox      ---   16:52   03.02. 2006 
      ---   14:42   02.02. 2006 
Kupuje hospodář nového kohouta. Prodavač mu říká: "Pozor, je to strašný nenasyta!"
Hospodář vypustí kohouta na dvorek a jde spát.
Ráno vyjde ven a kouká. Všechny slepice naprosto sedřený a kohout přešlapuje mlsně kolem plotu.
Hospodář mu povídá: "Kohoutku, šetři se,nebo ti praskne srdíčko a bude s tebou konec!"
Druhý den vstane, vyjde ven a kouká: slepice , kachny i husy jsou úplně hotový.
Tak mu zase domlouvá: "Kohoutku, šetri se.. ."
Třetí den vyjde ven a vidí, že i veverky maj dost a kohoutek leží u plotu,
nožky nahoře, nehýbe se a nad ním už krouží supi.
Přistoupí k němu a se slzou v oku povídá: "Vidíš, kohoutku, nešetřil ses a jak to dopadlo!"
Kohoutek otevře očičko a povídá: "Jestli mi vyplašíš ty supy, tak vošukam tebe!!!"
Poslat zprávu uživateli Wolferine
Wolferine      ---   09:33   02.02. 2006 
      ---   10:55   01.02. 2006 
Chlapovi sa na púšti pokazí auto. Otvorí kapotu, ale nevie, čo s
tým. Zrazu sa vedľa neho objaví biely kôň, strčí hlavu pod kapotu a
auto je opravené. Chlap večer rozpráva svoj zážitok Arabom. Keď
skončí, jeden Arab mu hovorí:
"To si mal celkom šťastie. Ešte tu behá taký hnedý, a ten autám
vôbec nerozumie."