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AFROMAN - Because I Got High
(It's like I dont care about nothing man.....
roll another blount)All yea! wwwwwoooohhhhh !!!! Yea! Yea! Yea!

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

(Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
(back round go go 10 times)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Why man?)
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

(People in the background talking ang laughing)

Cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

Well my name is afroman and im from east palm dale
(east palm dale)
And all the damn weed i be smokin is bomb as hell
I dont belive in Hitler that what i say
(oh my goodness)
So all of u skins
(skins?)
Please give me more head
(bugaaaaaak)
Afro- Mother fucking m-a-n(m-a-n)
a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u)and some times w
We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums cuz, let's go back to marshall durben and hang some more chickens cuz - fuck it!
FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD (BIOTCH)

Within Temptation - The Cross


Nothing’s ever changed, you still turn away
You’ve washed your hands, you’ve made that all too clear
You just keep on living this lie

You refuse to see, you’re denying me
the cross I bear but you don’t seem to care
Even Judas knew he had lied

I keep wondering why
I’m still calling your name through my tears

Why have you waited to embrace me my dear?
Cold is your silence, denying what is real
I’m still wondering why
I’m still calling your name my dear

I’m sorry if you can’t stand the naked truth
All you see is how you want it to be
So you keep on living your life

Release me from this cross after all these years
Oh call my name and help me with this weight
Even though it comes far too late

I keep wondering why
I’m still calling your name through my tears

Why have you waited to embrace me my dear
Cold is your silence, denying what is real
I’m still wondering why I’m still calling your name
and I wonder, oh I wonder ...

In my heart I still hope you will open the door
You can purify it all, answer my call

Why? Why?

Why have you waited to embrace me my dear?
Cold is your silence, denying what is real
I’m still wondering why I’m still calling your name
and I wonder, oh I wonder ...

In my heart I still hope you will open the door
You can purify it all, answer my call

Within Temptation - Never Ending Story


Armies have conquered
And fallen in the end
Kingdoms have risen
Then buried by sand
The Earth is our mother
She gives and she takes
She puts us to sleep and
In her light we'll awake
We'll all be forgotten
There's no endless fame
But everything we do
Is never in vain

We're part of a story, part of a tale
We're all on this journey
No one is to stay
Where ever it's going
What is the way?

Forests and deserts
Rivers, blue seas
Mountains and valleys
Nothing here stays
While we think we witness
We are part of the scene
This never-ending story
Where will it lead to?
The earth is our mother
She gives and she takes
But she is also a part
A part of the tale

We're part of a story, part of a tale
We're all on this journey
No one is to stay
Where ever it's going
What is the way?
We're part of a story, part of a tale
Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane
No one remembers how it began

WITHIN TEMPTATION - Mother Earth
Birds and butterflies
Rivers and mountains she creates
But you'll never know
The next move she'll make
You can try
But it is useless to ask why
Cannot control her
She goes her own way

She rules until the end of time
She gives and she takes
She rules until the end of time
She goes her own way

With every breath
And all the choices that we make
We are only passing through on her way
I find my strength
Believing that your soul lives on
Until the end of time
I'll carry it with me

Once you will know my dear
You don't have to fear
A new beginning always starts at the end
Until the end of time

Alkehol - Anděl strážnej

text+music Ota Hereš
Petr Buneš


Zjevil se mi anděl, říká ty jsi idiot,
pozoruju tě už dlouho a chce se mi zvracet
nemáš ani páru o tom co to žiješ za život
dyť jseš pořád nametenej, nevoní ti práce.

Můj anděl strážnej - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně byl vážnej - prej mě nakope do huby
anděl strážněj - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně, má mě.

Povídal mi dále, ty ztracená existence
jsem za tebou stále, i když se mi dlouho nechce
ty jseš hroznej případ, křídla už mě z tebe bolí
furt za tebou lítat, jestli mi to za to stojí


Můj anděl strážnej - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně byl vážnej - prej mě nakope do huby
anděl strážněj - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně, má mě.

Poslouchej - už toho mám plný zuby
nekecám - já tě nakopu do huby
poslouchej - už toho mám plný zuby
vážně já tě.

Můj anděl strážnej - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně byl vážnej - prej mě nakope do huby
anděl strážněj - on už mě má plný zuby
vážně, má mě.
Anděl.

Skakal pes

Skakal pes pres oves
pres zelenou louku,
sel za nim myslivec pero na klobouku.
Pejsku nas co delas
Zes tak vesel stale?
Nevim sam
Rek bych vam hop a skakal daaale .

ICED EARTH - When The Eagle Cries
Another day, just like any other
out of the blue, it turned to horror
How could they?
Why would they?
The innocents suffered hell's inferno
An senseless act that goes unforgotten
How could they?
They will pay.

[Chorus:]
When the Eagle Cries
Blood will flow
When the Eagle Cries
For freedom's fight
When the Eagle Cries
We love her so
When the Eagle Cries
We will sacrifice

Out of the ashes came a tempted vengeance
but we are focused, we seek redemption
we are free
we'll stay free
All they've done is make us stronger
The sleeping giant is asleep no longer
If need be
we'll die free

[Chorus:]
When the Eagle Cries
Blood will flow
When the Eagle Cries
For freedom's fight
When the Eagle Cries
We love her so
When the Eagle Cries
We will sacrifice

nej z nej

"Mama" Cass Elliot - Make Your Own Kind Of Music


Nobody can tell ya
There's only one song worth singing
They may try and sell ya
Cause it hangs them up
To see someone like you

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

It can't be nowhere
The loneliest kind of lonely
It may be
Just to do your thing is the hardest things to do

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

And if you will not take my hand
Then I must be going, I'll understand

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

No no no no
Even if nobody else sings along
If nobody else sings along

the best song