muhaha byle jen otazka casu kdy to sem nekdo hodi :D

JIŘÍ SCHMITZER
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Máme tam dokola, jak tam to chodí,
i byli tam, nebyli, jak se to hodí.
No, to máte tak, že když to tak zalito,
dopito, kopyto - jéé, tu je nablito!

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... Kurva.

Zas je tu ráno a zas je tu večer:
takhle den po dni; to by jeden brečel.
Stejně jak před rokem, stejně rok za rokem
všechno je napsáno: Večer a zas ráno.

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P.S.
To chce slyset, jinak je to sotva pulka :)
..jedna..

BAZ LUHRMANN - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

THE SPECIALS - A Message To You Rudy

Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your foolin' around
Time you straightened right out
Better think of your future
Or else you'll wind up in jail
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy a message to you
Rudy.

MUSICAL YOUTH - Pass The Dutchie

This generation
Rules the nation
With version

Music happen to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub

I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

So I stopped to find out what was going on.
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
'Cause the spirit of Jah, you know he leads you on
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
There was a ring of dreads and a session was there in swing
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel the chill as I seen and heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

'Cause me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist, I say

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

You play it on the radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo
A so me know you a go play it on the disco
A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make us jump and shout (on the left hand side)

LIZZY BORDEN - Visual Lies

I can't believe that I believed in your
You know just what to say, though none of it is true
You saw right through me, oh was I easy prey
Enticed my senses with lust I must obey

I can hear the call, I can see it all
I know you are my truth inside

Visual lies
Visual lies

How could you betray me like a thief in the night
You stole my eyes and showed me black
When there was white
I read between the lines, but still I don't see
I've got no guarantees

I can hear the call, I can see it all
I know you are my truth inside

Visual lies
Visual lies

I know you are my truth inside

Visual lies Visual lies
Visual lies Visual lies

Visual lies Visual lies
Visual lies Visual lies

Visual lies Visual lies
Visual lies Visual lies

David Gray - This Year's Love:

This years love had better last
Heaven knows it's high time
And I've been waiting on my own too long
But when you hold me like you do
It feels so right
I start to forget
How my heart gets torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Feeling like you can't go on

Turning circles when time again
It cuts like a knife oh yeah
If you love me got to know for sure
Cos it takes something more this time
Than sweet sweet lies
Before I open up my arms and fall
Losing all control
Every dream inside my soul
And when you kiss me
On that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singing ain't this life so sweet

This years love had better last
This years love had better last

So whose to worry
If our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you know this life goes on
And won't you kiss me
On that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singing ain't this life so sweet

This years love had better last
This years love had better last
This years love had better last
This years love had better last

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHKz1bxNMw

ALEŠ BRICHTA - Jednou to pochopíš

Mám podivnej strach
Když tě vidím se smutkem v očích
Mráček výčitky v nich
Jako bych to zavinil já

Tvý slzy jsou bič
Já se stydím a nevím jak začít
Úkol vysvětlit mám
Proč už s mámou nebudem dál

Ref:
Víš někdy sou dva dlouho spolu
Až se to zlomí
Něco v nich odumírá,jednou to pochopíš
Víš někdy sou dva málo i moc
Až se to zlomí
Srdce si nevybírá,jednou to pochopíš

Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Starý zrady a lži ještě bolí
Musíš víc,chyb bylo víc
A mít odvahu přiznat ty svý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Někde jinde se srdce zas spojí
Zbudou vzpomínky možná nic víc
Ať sou hezký a nejenom zlý

Mám podivnej strach
Přece nemůžeš za to,co končí
Za jizvu na duši tvý
Jako bych snad mohl jen já

Tvý slzy sou bič
Já se v nich teď začínám topit
My tě rádi budeme mít
I když s mámou nebudem dál

Ref:
Víš někdy sou dva dlouho spolu
Až se to zlomí
Něco v nich odumírá,jednou to pochopíš
Víš někdy sou dva málo i moc
Až se to zlomí,srdce si nevybírá,jednou to pochopíš
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Starý zrady a lži ještě bolí
Musíš víc chyb bylo víc
A mít odvahu přiznat ty svý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Někde jinde se srdce zas spojí
Zbudou vzpomínky možná nic víc
Ať sou hezký a nejenom zlý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Starý zrady a lži ještě bolí
Musíš víc chyb bylo víc
A mít odvahu přiznat ty svý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Někde jinde se srdce zas spojí
Zbudou vzpomínky možná nic víc
Ať sou hezký a nejenom zlý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Starý zrady a lži ještě bolí
Musíš víc chyb bylo víc
A mít odvahu přiznat ty svý
Když už z lásky nezbyde nic
Někde jinde se srdce zas spojí
Zbudou vzpomínky možná nic víc
Ať sou hezký a nejenom zlý

XIII. STOLETÍ - Upír s houslemi

Přišla noc a ty jsi přišel
Jako hvězda v temnotách
Dotyk pekel slova démonů
A horká krev na rukách
Tóny houslí které kouzlí
Tvoje hudba běsnící
Dary temnoty a nočního nebe
Hudba tvá je vášeň
Ženy divoké kolem nás
Hladové jsou jako vlčice
Když je za nocí jako hrady dobýváš
[:Upír s houslemi hrál
Dotyky démonů na rukou
Upír s houslemi hrál
Krev na rukou má:]

Tvoje prsty tančí balet
Jako tanečnice na strunách
Tvoje oči které pláčí
Rudé slzy když si hrál
Hudba tvá je temná vášeň
Ženy lačné po dotycích
Které rozdáváš jak rány bičem
V erotických extázích
Hudba tvá je vášeň
Ženy divoké kolem nás
Hladové jsou jako vlčice
Když je za nocí jako hrady dobýváš
[:Upír s houslemi hrál
Dotyky démonů na rukou
Upír s houslemi hrál
Krev na rukou má:]

Tvoje oči chladný kámen
Ale žádný život v nich
Všechno dal si hudbě na oltář
Zuřivý milovník
Ty jsi mnou a já jsem tebou
A kletba Vampíry je v nás
Upír s houslemi co vábí
Na cestu do temnot a záhrobí otvíráš
Hudba tvá je vášeň
Ženy divoké kolem nás
Hladové jsou jako vlčice
Když je za nocí jako hrady dobýváš
[:Upír s houslemi hrál
Dotyky démonů na rukou
Upír s houslemi hrál
Krev na rukou má:]3x

BLUR - The Universal

This is the next century
Where the universal's free
You can find it anywhere
Yes, the future has been sold
Every night we're gone
And to karaoke songs
How we like to sing a long
Although the words are wrong

It really, really, really could happen
Yes, it really, really, really could happen
When the days they seem to fall through you, well just let them go

No one here is alone, satellites in every home
Yes the universal's here, here for everyone
Every paper that you read
Says tomorrow is your lucky day
Well, here's your lucky day

It really, really, really could happen
Yes, it really, really, really could happen
When the days they seem to fall through you, well just let them go

Well, it really, really, really could happen
Yes, it really, really, really could happen
When the days they seem to fall through you, well just let them go

Just let them go